I haven't tried to call FedEx in a long time...
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2026 9:19 am
I just discovered that (apparently) they no longer have any humans who will talk on the phone.
I was trying to find @bort2.0's tracking number, because
- FedEx did NOT email it to me. (??)
- My copy of the shipping label (which I saved in my computer) ended up being the throwaway part of the shipping label (no useful info).
- I went to my FedEx account online, and (first two tries) I got a blank screen on current shipments.
When I tried to call FedEx, the AI chick would not connect me to a representative because (idiotic machine AI person) wanted my tracking number first, as "needing to know the tracking number" was MY REASON FOR CALLING.
A long time ago, I had a UPS account. At that time, UPS was this crappy. (Likely, it still is...?? I closed that UPS account, because they tore up a new Conn 8D double horn in factory packaging - insured - and refused to pay.) I jumped over to FedExGround, because it seemed to be better, and I could call people locally (Memphis) to resolve problems.
Fortunately, the FedEx website glitch eventually fixed itself, and I eventually got the tracking number online.
@bort2.0, they report that you will receive it today, but I tend to be skeptical, as it was still in Cedar Rapids around 1:00 A.M.
You should know that they DO require a signature on this ship
@the elephant is right. If ANYTHING of consequence needs to be transported (no matter how far) the only reliable way to get it there is to TAKE it there or GO AND GET IT.
I was trying to find @bort2.0's tracking number, because
- FedEx did NOT email it to me. (??)
- My copy of the shipping label (which I saved in my computer) ended up being the throwaway part of the shipping label (no useful info).
- I went to my FedEx account online, and (first two tries) I got a blank screen on current shipments.
When I tried to call FedEx, the AI chick would not connect me to a representative because (idiotic machine AI person) wanted my tracking number first, as "needing to know the tracking number" was MY REASON FOR CALLING.
A long time ago, I had a UPS account. At that time, UPS was this crappy. (Likely, it still is...?? I closed that UPS account, because they tore up a new Conn 8D double horn in factory packaging - insured - and refused to pay.) I jumped over to FedExGround, because it seemed to be better, and I could call people locally (Memphis) to resolve problems.
Fortunately, the FedEx website glitch eventually fixed itself, and I eventually got the tracking number online.
@bort2.0, they report that you will receive it today, but I tend to be skeptical, as it was still in Cedar Rapids around 1:00 A.M.
You should know that they DO require a signature on this ship
@the elephant is right. If ANYTHING of consequence needs to be transported (no matter how far) the only reliable way to get it there is to TAKE it there or GO AND GET IT.