The last time I used my bike (wearing a black suit) was when I had a VERY limited time to get from here to here:
I was doing (at that time) my regular (ending at noon) late Saturday morning lounge/boarding gig, which ended at noon (a cruise ship, which went from Memphis to New Orleans).
If I REALLY hustled, I could get off that ship and into my car in ten minutes.
Less than two hours later, I was supposed to be in my seat (University of Mississippi basketball arena) to play prelude music for one of the commencements (located in the middle of the campus).
As there were multiple (large) commencement exercises on campus (overlapping times), the campus was a veritable "parking lot" - ALL DAY.
Google driving time (on a REGULAR day) was listed as 1:25 - c. 85 miles
How I accomplished this was to
- wear my black suit (only slightly overdressed) for the cruise ship gig
- drive from the Memphis ship dock to the University of Mississippi VERY fast
- (yes) use a tuba BAG
- park at an office building parking lot (closed Saturday) just off the southeast corner of the campus.
- jump on my bike and RIDE (in my black suit, with the tuba on my back) past ALL of the .5 mph cars jammed up on campus
(with a whole bunch of people heard saying to each other: "We should have though of that!")
- arriving at the arena c. 10 - 15 minutes early - with time to use the restroom, clean up just a bit, fix my hair, straighten out my clothes, etc.
(I did that two or three years in a row.)
